.The Man and The Kid. =D

A man sees a kid carrying a roll of chicken wire.
He asks, "Kid, what are you doing with that chicken wire?"
The kid replies, "I'm gonna catch some chickens."
The man says, "You aren't going to catch chickens with chicken wire."
Later, the kid returns with 5 chickens caught in chicken wire.

The next day, the man sees the kid with a roll of duct tape.
He asks, "Kid, what are you doing with that duct tape?"
The kid replies, "I'm gonna catch some ducks."
The man says, "You aren't gonna catch ducks with duct tape."
Later, the kid returns with 5 ducks caught in duct tape.

The next day, the man sees the kid with a bundle of pussy willows.
He says, "Wait a minute kid, I'll get my hat."