Malaysians 'English'

Who says our English is teruk? *Actually IS quite Teruk!* LOL! Just continue reading it - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc......... O_O

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.


RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?


ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me~


WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need lah.


WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?


WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy lah!


WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money...
Malaysians: Where got? Got meh?


WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...


IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You crazy ah?


WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!


WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?


WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!


WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: What happen? Why like that....


WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it, Here, let me show you.
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!


WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?
Malaysians:Celaka u!


Interesting isn't it?! Haha!
Well, I AM a Malaysian.
I have to admit that I did the samething sometimes. Sometimes, yeah right! *snorts*
Like how?

WHEN I'M AMAZED / FREAKED OUT / HIGH / NOT HIGH?
WALAOO EHHHHH~~~~!~!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! xD